dicketysplit:

where the fuck would we be without garlic honestly

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broccoli-pants:

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spacecrobat:

Is it just me or does the frame rate get higher when you step inside a Costco

It’s because everything comes in bulk there and costco has really good object instancing so it only has to construct the VBO for each kind of product once and then reshade it for individual instances, which gets you a big framerate improvement over the parking lot where one million unique cars are in view at any given time

i dont understand this and do at the same time

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shittymoviedetails:

In Up (2009), Violet Parr, from The Incredibles (2004), makes a cameo appearance.

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mrtoast98:

wickedwonderlandd:

Grandpa what the fuck

Bernie off the shits

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closet-keys:

One thing that seems to be a consistent trait in almost all reactionary ideologies is this idea that everything is “biological” or otherwise innate. It’s the easiest way to justify inequality and prevent people from trying to change the social order– just convince people that it’s a “natural” order and that it’s impossible to change, and that obeying that order is somehow moral, that adhering to the hierarchies laid out by the society you find yourself in is the most moral thing you could do.

Misogynists invoke it. White nationalists invoke it. Capitalists invoke it. Transmisogynists invoke it. You just start to see it everywhere. “It’s biology” means “I have a god given right to hurt you.”

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thexfiles:

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i…………………. feel incredibly seen

thexfiles:

life is like… you make connections with people and then say goodbye

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artdweeb:

Durden likes to watch me change clothes.

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shithowdy:

where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

i cant believe this post has come back to me and also i’m just going to reiterate that the people saying ‘robbie rotten’ on this post are vibing with me 100x harder than any of the free-range organic stooges suggesting ‘overalls’

i’m risking it all by bringing this post back but it’s very important that i announce that today on my reddit feed i saw them

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lady–iron:

John “Fuck Reylo Lives” Boyega when the r*ylo stans attacked him on Twitter:

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donutsandsamurai:

“Hi welcome to subway.”

“I’d like the sandwich.”

“…”

such-justice-wow:

Yeah like the mental image of someone walking up to a batista and being like can i have a cup of coffee…

Yes… This is a coffee shop…. Be more specific

nebuloustea:

Tbh I read this as the barista roasting the fuck out of him for not saying something on the menu lol

libertybill:

Haha this is funny and I’m on social security and refuse to learn any information outside of what I learned in from my K-12 years.

crabber43:

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